I dunno, man. The Rockets were a Chris Paul injury away from beating the Warriors in the Western Conference Finals. I’d still pick the Warriors in a series between the two, but I wouldn’t go so far as to describe any outcome as inevitable.

If it’s good and it’s on HBO, it will stand out.

Millionaires should pay for their own fucking sports documentaries.

“Read the replies to this tweet to be sent straight to hell.”

Thank God an expert showed up. Previously we were stuck taking the word of the woman this experience actually happened to.

Didn’t take long to find the worst take ever.

Trump was in Helsinki, not Washington, this week. Sorry.

“Dave Thomas called homos “fairies” for years, and I’m the one getting in trouble here?! Where I grew up, if you had a queer kid on your block you would just tie them to the back of a pick up truck and have us a good ole fashioned fa-”

Papa John’s has evicted Papa John.

Sorry Papa John, any take-backs must be made within 30 minutes of the original apology.

“I will not allow either my good name or the good name of the company I founded and love to be unfairly tainted.”

“Papa John Has Regrets.”

I’d prefer for Mike to be able to tell his own story and have refrained from sharing more than I thought would be appropriate. But because I know today’s update came as a surprise to many readers, I’ll clarify that Mike cannot walk. His upper body movement is fine.

Mind you the kids couldn’t swim.

you could literally have swum to Cave 5 with no gear, which is obv how the kids got in