superslab
superslab
superslab

fA three-game suspension here is the most NFL thing ever. A player with a history clouded by sexual assault grabs a woman’s crotch and lies about it. You either believe him and it’s nothing or you believe her and it’s a massive big deal. Yet the NFL handles it in some squishy middle with a piddling punishment no worse

Jameis Winston and his phony smile and performative enthusiasm are chilling to me.

this is in my town, and it wasn’t always that way. In the past most of the dogs were just droopy-faced hounds and hairless breeds. As it received more nationwide attention it turned into...this, which I agree with you, is pretty depressing.

This contest is really gross. It’s basically a search for the most inbred, sick, maimed, and chronically in pain dog they can find. 

Barry, that can’t be Ichiro - Ichiro doesn’t have a mustache.

It’s clearly his evil twin, Zichiro.

It’s IchiMario.

We should let Ichiro plan his own event. Whatever he does, I'll watch.

Why ... that can’t be Ichiro? The Mariners’ special assistant to the chairman is not an active player or coach or

You know, I really hope the phrase “rule of law” never recovers from the taint being laid on the term by all these proto-fascist bigots.

So you can hear Pete Rose complain that the first two cheeseburgers don't count, as he argues Ichiro in fact only ate one.

Fuck me. You’re telling me that all I had to do was eat a few more hamburgers? I could have done that.

actually, the review is good

In retrospect, I should be somewhat fair. It was FDR that ordered the internment of the Japanese. But this one is 100% on the Republicans.

Forget comparing it to Nazi Germany. Compare it to America. The trail of tears. Japanese internment camps. The left wing falls asleep and lets the right wing take over. Deplorable shit happens.