citing former Intel CEO Andy Grove’s famous quote “Only the paranoid survive”

That is not your average level of paranoia.

that’s a perfectly fine call. i don’t listen to the Fox announcers but that qualifies as clever for them from what I’m told

And I bet he didn’t say like the Fox announcer “Iceland beats Argentina 1-1!” We need a thread/Post about how lame these fox announcers are.

I fucking love this series. It’s like if “500 Days of Kristin” were funny.

LeBron is staying in Cleveland and Lue will never realize his dream of actually coaching an NBA team.

Actually it’s just “Richest Ever.” He doesn’t like qualifiers like “person” or “lived.”

“Good luck with that!” - everyone working in a fulfillment center

As you well know, it’s about much more than idiots like milo and murray. Here’s a quote:

Nazis don’t promote mass murder?

Promoting mass murder is an “underrepresented” point of view? Well, it used to be anyway.

I hear this, but I don’t agree with your conclusion. A team from the West still has to go through the Warriors. A good team with LeBron on it would only have to go though the Warriors. And the team from the West that makes it to the Finals, against whatever East team that doesn’t have LeBron, is virtually guaranteed a…

Again, as the only non-Lebron fan who comments on Deadspin, I will just say this (and stay in the grays because of it), that Lebron doesn’t have the balls to go to a Western team as he needs his free ride to the finals every year.

We’ve had a hotline for ten years! We get good tips on it, occasionally!

The best part is how you can hear him turning pages. This doofus wrote it all down before calling it in.

helpful transcript for the preliterate caller who may not have remembered what he said, once the ayahuasca wore off:

I legitimately did not know that calling a blog on the telephone was actually possible (much less something that people do).

In the internet age, it’s rare to see a telephone toughguy anymore.