SIR, I thank you, sir

this is a first amendment violation and i WILL have you fired

i starred this comment because it’s my duty to salute reasonable discourse wherever it may be found, in these trying times..

i will destroy splinter news if it’s the last thing i do

Sir, I may not agree with the precise aesthetic in which you couched your expression of the same opinions I broadly hold, but I will defend to the death your right to be paid mid-six figures to say it without ever facing the approbation of college students

thanks for dropping this truth bomb

would love to get the splinter news slack transcripts, please contact me ashley.feinberg@huffpost.com

Finally some good points being made at this commie rag

Whether or not I agree with you, I applaud your intellectual bravery and I salute the editors for bringing much needed diversity into our opinion section.

Oh, go cry to your mummy!

Honestly, the whole political situation over there sphinx.

It’s hyperbole I use to impress upon people the fact that they’ve almost certainly committed a number of felonies in their life, even without necessarily realizing it, because so many are so simple. Taking this particular example, there are only two elements the government must prove to make out a prosecution for…

Can you elaborate on that second one?

Most important advice I ever give to anyone is sorely lacking here:

I use a lot of loopholes to avoid paying taxes. But that makes me smart and a job creator. So really, I deserve about 10X more credit for their success. You’re all welcome.