Attention young people: Listen to an old. The entire time I was growing up, our government warned its citizens that the U.S.S.R. was about the rain nuclear destruction upon us. We spent all of our money on weapons we never used and didn’t need, instead of making our country better.

Also, and I realize this is a scorching hot take, but what, fundamentally, is the difference between a Russian bot farm flooding Facebook and Twitter feeds with garbage memes and American-born turdpiles like Charlie Kirk or Jack Posobiec doing the same thing?

So they (and I don’t even know who they is here) spent 12 million tops in an election where the clinton campaign had 1.2 billion available? I honestly find this perpetual excuse factory so pathetic.

Yes, I’m aware of how advertising works. I’m also aware that this advertising was laughably amateurish and ineffective, especially when you look at how poorly targeted it was and how much was spent on it, compared to the far more sophisticated (and 100% legal) facebook campaign carried out by the Trump campaign…

Clinton obsessives are literally the only people listening to Jill Stein

One time she went to Russia on her own dime to convince gathered world leaders that climate change is a problem.

Jill Stein is a russian bot now? What in the fuck?

“Russia Times”

When they spent a season looking for the missing kid and hanging out at a farm. And it turned out the kid was a zombie in the barn

I think it was season three. Andrea died. I didn’t like her (I didn’t like anybody, really), and that wasn’t the reason that I cashed out. But it seemed like as good a time as any, given that I couldn’t go back in time and just stop myself from watching it to begin with.

The episode after the one where the group was holed up somewhere nice and safe, but then met some bad people and had to leave the nice place but not before a battle where a pretty major character died. Then when the group was on the road got split up and one group ran into another group of people that might be good or…

I hate watched it until the season (mid-season? I don’t remember or care) finale when they got nabbed in the cannibal town and stuck in the train and Rick was all “Oh, now they are all dead because THEY DON’T KNOW WHO THEY ARE DEALING WITH!”

A couple episodes after Glenn and goatee guy ate it. Which was long after I should have.

When they didn’t kill the Governor even though he no longer served any narrative point, he fucked around for a couple episodes, and then they killed him anyway. Which sounds like the same shit they just pulled with Carl. Should’ve been killed by Negan the first time around.

The mid?-season finale where the guy with the bat killed a cameraman.

I stopped after Breaking Bad ended. I realized I was way more emotionally effected after Meth Damon killed Jessie’s girlfriend (who was in maybe 3 episodes) than I was when Rick’s wife (Main Character!) ate it.

Gave up halfway through the season where they meet the nice people who aren’t all nice and have to drive in an RV a lot. Not the first time though. The second? I dunno.

I wanted to stop watching when the village of women came about, then the garbage people, but there’s nothing else on Sunday nights, so I still watch, mostly out of boredom.

Two words, Glenn & dumpster

Let’s talk about the moment where we decided to stop watching.

Mine was jussst after the season 5 premiere premiere. I was two episodes in, fell behind and just didn’t care enough to catch up beyond reading blog posts about it. Yeah, I’m that guy.