I would like to talk about the trunks. Look at these damn trunks. They could have smuggled in dozens of better jokes inside these trunks.

So many thoughts:

Stop calling it that. Milk has a scientific definition. It cannot be secreted from almonds, soy, or your over-inflated ego.

Dude, fuck almond milk. It’s too thin and almonds are bullshit.

No other SUV can match the fuel economy because it was never tested by the EPA. It was considered a “heavy duty truck” and therefore, wasn’t required to be tested and rated. lol

That sums up the majority of this ridiculous list. The Avenger gets the nod over the mechanically identical but far more hideous Sebring? K.

So we have confiscated GoPros, phones and supercars and not a whisper, let alone a criminal charge, after almost 6 months. The amount of power and collusion between the judicial system and law enforcement agencies is becoming a tad too tyrannical for my tastes.

Forgot one:

Yep. The “Limited” and base “Custom” shared the same 3800 Series II V6, widely regarded as a fantastic engine. And 205hp was quite decent for a car like this.

Uh, the 1996 LeSabre only came with one engine. And lots of people bought it because it was the highest-quality, most reliable American car on the market at the time.

How the fuck Bradley and Zusi were allowed to play a full 90 is beyond me.

GUNS! GUNS! GUNS! GIVE EVERY HUMAN A GUN! WHAT COULD GO WRONG? HUMANS ARE VERY RELIABLE AND NEVER VIOLENT. IF EVERYONE CARRIES A GUN. PROBLEM SOLVED! WILL JUST HAVE SHOOTOUTS EVERY TIME WE GET PISSED AT EACH OTHER. IT’LL BE THE OLD WEST ALL OVER AGAIN. ROAD RAGE? BANG YOUR DEAD! BUMPED INTO ME? YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!…

I’m actually surprised they didn’t try to market a line of handguns for kindergarteners after Sandy hook.

The Roanoke reporter and camera operator getting gunned down on live tv didn’t change their minds, either. I don’t even think a massive televised attack would do it.

If 100, pregnant, newly married, christiab white ladies were mowed down by an ar-15 it wouldn’t change the NRA’s stance.

The Guitar Hero and Rock Band controllers are what really sells it.

“. . . urged Americans to buy more guns ‘because terrorists are on the verge of overwhelming us’.”

I mean, Sandy Hook didn’t get the NRA to change its tune, and its membership likes kindergarteners way more than gay club-goers at Latin Night.