Ok.

Millions of seniors and the poor have been going without proper nutrition or medication for decades, sometimes dying as a result. The idea that your cruel hypothetical will be new (or will only affect 1 party) is absurd.

The tag is right. We are fucked.

Jesus Christ. For once, Dan’s opinion lacks the same level of intelligence and nuance as the opinions he’s pushing against. Not surprised that’s a sacred cow for him, but he can do a lot better than America: good; Castro bad. And he usually does.

Now that Magary’s book has been optioned for TV, isn’t it time to admit he cannot be stopped? I feel like we should’ve learned a lesson recently about absolute power but I’m dumb.

No problem. The controls for landing the bike from a jump were too difficult for me, but it was fun watching good players play it.

Unless they changed the controls he didn’t play it. You had to mash a and b if you crashed to run to your bike, but it was not a track and field clone.

Aren’t they? Maybe if we had a “Countries who think they’re better than us, and are: Ranked” then I would know.

Bill does kind of look like Solomon Grundy.

Came here for fat guy TD, found delightful TD with a sad absence of fat guys. Now I get to wonder whether I’m blind or have dementia.

Looking good! Checking out the news on Yahoo, rocking the Fark bookmark...we may be old, Tim.

Guess he’ll have to learn to throw his son over the other knee.

Zero. Also: do you have any thoughts on this?

The Texans can score 17 points?

If he just wants to explore the universe maybe Kluwe can punt him there.

So reporters and district attorneys are on the same page?

I had assumed that by this point in the season I would be bored shitless by Cardinals losses yet still enthusiastic about “Dongs”. Instead, the reverse is true. Well done, Deadspin.

That is a really, really goddamn weird reason to like a sport.

How does the rest of the Deadspin staff feel about MLB ball hawks? It’s really fucking weird to me, though I don’t know why.

Yeah. This and the linked article are interesting, but there’s no journalism to be found. Tesla has billions more reasons to lie, but both articles essentially say, “Tesla said the car didn’t do it and we’ll take their word for it."