“There’s no time to watch a tetrafinal playoff game because the kid needs to be fed or taken for a stroll or put to bed or have its butt wiped.”

Why haven’t the feds requested those records? For that matter, especially given their general pettiness and seemingly unlimited subpoena power, I’m shocked a senator from another B1G state hasn’t already done this.

Feola’s folks were Italian, so I’m willing to bet his accent was peculiar while speaking Portuguese.

I thought it was Wall that Cowherd didn’t like.

It’s at least as real as wolverine football.

I wonder why he misspelled “winning”?

Not a fan of either team, but I agree. Who wouldn’t want to watch them go back and forth another 13 minutes?

Deadspin writer is going to lose money on a poorly-officiated game, whines along with androgynous man too proud to change his name from Dabo.

“I don’t even know how he got the job. Did he happen to just walk by the program director at the right time?”

You had me at “flopped over traffic cone.”

Was the seat belt listing written by someone from across the pond? They were mandatory in all new passenger cars in the U.S. by 1970.

Who would’ve thought such poor takes could come from someone with actual access to the players? Someone should make a blog about that.

Would Fisher take the job? At best it seems like a lateral move, and with the recent slashing of the school budget by the kooks at the state house it actually looks (from the outside) more like a step down.

I really hope this doesn’t distract from his on-field perf...oh wait. Fuck him.

I missed the game but the +/- stats on the ESPN box score are ridiculous. The Warriors played twelve guys, and 8 of them gave positive contributions (+58!). The Clips? Only 9 guys and only Jordan with a positive contribution. I guess the easy way to beat Golden State is to strip down some of the roster. Looking at the…

I’d like Bourdain’s insults a lot more if he’d ever created a recipe anyone cared about. Not saying Fieri has either (though I’ve never eaten anything from him), but Bourdain’s criticism is a lot like Pitchfork. It’s great to market something, but doesn’t really tell you anything about it.

There’s not very much college football coverage on Deadspin. I love the site I just always wondered why that is.

Who knew we’d ever miss the steadying hand of Tony Romo in the locker room?

lmao. That was a magical moment. Well done.

The surprising part is there only seems to be one man in Buffalo heavy enough to break a folding table. I’m currently in a town of 35k and there’s way more here.