Guess he’ll have to learn to throw his son over the other knee.

Zero. Also: do you have any thoughts on this?

The Texans can score 17 points?

If he just wants to explore the universe maybe Kluwe can punt him there.

So reporters and district attorneys are on the same page?

I had assumed that by this point in the season I would be bored shitless by Cardinals losses yet still enthusiastic about “Dongs”. Instead, the reverse is true. Well done, Deadspin.

That is a really, really goddamn weird reason to like a sport.

How does the rest of the Deadspin staff feel about MLB ball hawks? It’s really fucking weird to me, though I don’t know why.

Yeah. This and the linked article are interesting, but there’s no journalism to be found. Tesla has billions more reasons to lie, but both articles essentially say, “Tesla said the car didn’t do it and we’ll take their word for it."

“There’s no time to watch a tetrafinal playoff game because the kid needs to be fed or taken for a stroll or put to bed or have its butt wiped.”

Why haven’t the feds requested those records? For that matter, especially given their general pettiness and seemingly unlimited subpoena power, I’m shocked a senator from another B1G state hasn’t already done this.

Feola’s folks were Italian, so I’m willing to bet his accent was peculiar while speaking Portuguese.

I thought it was Wall that Cowherd didn’t like.

It’s at least as real as wolverine football.

I wonder why he misspelled “winning”?

Not a fan of either team, but I agree. Who wouldn’t want to watch them go back and forth another 13 minutes?

Deadspin writer is going to lose money on a poorly-officiated game, whines along with androgynous man too proud to change his name from Dabo.

“I don’t even know how he got the job. Did he happen to just walk by the program director at the right time?”

You had me at “flopped over traffic cone.”

Was the seat belt listing written by someone from across the pond? They were mandatory in all new passenger cars in the U.S. by 1970.