Tesla Model 3 is the 21st century’s Model T. It so drastically redefines what “normal” car usage can be: It’s convenience and base experience is really great in terms of just being... a car. Add that it can semi-autonomously drive, alleviating fatigue and strain both during long distance hauls but arguably more…

I’m not roasting Torch for picking fights with dumb fanbois, I’m only concerned with vendettas masquerading as journalism. Why not write articles sharing the problems that level headed Tesla owners have had with AP? Oh because it won’t get clickssssss.

From the article: “For example, just recently on May 5, there was…

I just replied a few hours ago to the article insinuating that autopilot played a role in that Houston crash (it did not) and whether, given the NTSB released that info days ago, you would have updated any of the articleS (plural) Jalopnik wrote covering it (you have not bothered to, obviously). In case you haven’t…

https://www.ntsb.gov/investigations/AccidentReports/Reports/HWY21FH007-preliminary-report.pdf

Nevermind, BaT car has a silver grey interior. 

Can I ask you to chill for a sec? I’ve been getting sent this story all morning - I’ve got long hair and a calypso red/tan Esprit S3 (RHD, though) and my friends are convinced there’s some C-137 inter dimensional shit going on here.

Nice later-years Esprit Turbo, to whoever has that one. There’s a nice one on BaT…

Yeah, that’s just some Clarksonist bullshit. The scientific constant that is aerodynamics will prove time and again there is a wash coming over and outward at the windscreen. Any dirt, rocks and other out of fender vents end up along the door under the mirror. I suspect the reality would be something more like: Even…

“The only reason those people are dead is because the people trying to pull them from the wreckage can’t figure out how the doors open.”

As a frustrated car designer - I actually appreciate the update, I think it looks a lot more appropriate for the 2nd gen R8 - but god, Audi has really thrown away any sort of “refinement” from it’s corporate design language. I miss the days when the black plastic covering the bumper structures that intruded into DRG…

Simply machined a custom shift rod and glued on one of those pizza box tripod stool things.

Ecoboost Mustang with a bunch of boost, duh. It’s the Silvia S16 Nissan never made.

Like, every single model is effortlessly cooler than it’s competition. And before we devolve into the “track car” special models from M, AMG and S divisions I will preface that rebuttal with “You could have a Porsche _____ for that price,” and often that will always be a better choice so kinda.... Volvo is killing it!

Also like a million other ones. Yamaha R1, R6, SXR700 and 900. Ducati Scramblers are kinda iffy quality (fixed easily in the aftermarket) but tons of fun to ride.

What kind/size?

Husky Vitpilen 701

Volvo - now cooler than BMW, Mercedes and Audi. Anyone else see that coming? Fight me.

991.2 GT3 Touring. Your “affordable” 911R and an instant classic due to gentlemanly looks and lower volume.

God, Khamsins are so good. What color combo, and obviously euro bumpers and floating taillights...

Once the Internet develops a way to convey tone of voice I will let you know, until then I guess you’re just left wondering if I’m actually that big of a dickhead or if I was making a joke.

Once the Internet develops a way to convey tone of voice I will let you know, until then I guess you're just left wondering if I'm actually that big of a dickhead or if I was making a joke.

I know.