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But Blackhat was a good movie!!

He's a play-it-safe hack who's slowly but surely playing his part in dumbing down the culture. People love him because of his media-friendly personality but between this, Fast and Furious and the upcoming Baywatch, it's pretty clear that he loves cashing in on people's stupidity.

"Why don't I get my 2012 sequel??? NOT FAIR!"- John Cusack.

Huh? Isn't Bad Boys 2 one of the few Bay films we're all supposed to like??

The funny thing is that Hot Fuzz is, only slightly more ridiculous than Bad Boys 2.

Don't forget: Critics love this piece of shit franchise too.

I'll never understand why Leo gets mocked across all corners of the internet. He's one of the rare few A-listers who uses his powr and resources to get challenging projects off the ground. We should be championing him instead of making fun.

"I SOLD BATMAN TO THE WHITE SLAVERS" - Chris Nolan.

Never thought I'd live in the age of fucking Shyamalan REVISIONISM. This is a joke, right?
Happening isn't 'personal' or 'abstract'. It's an incompetent piece of $hit on every conceivable level. Give it a rest IV.

He was really good in both Maps to the stars and The Rover. And his constant shitting on twilight only endears him to me.

Hard work.
Just kidding. It's Roids.

Risk my ass. Guardians was executed in the SAME way as every other marvel movie with a stupid macguffin, overuse of CGI and shoehorning in Thanos. Sure the premise was 'wacky' but in reality it was as pandering, safe and watered down as every other generic comic movie.
That being said, it was really good at what it

It's not perfect but the minute-to-minute formal command is breathtaking. Refn's use of silence blows 95% of his contemporaries out of the water.

The 'Dark Souls' movie thing is SO spot on.

The reasons why these movies make money is simple:
1. Shit blowing up is fun to watch
2. Michael Bay blows up the best shit in town.

I also maintain that the last 3rd of TF3 had some of the best 'shooting for scale' action in any Hollywood movie ever. Extraordinary in terms of scale and usage of 3D .Avengers pales in comparision.

Yup. Crazy Bay is the best Bay. I know people love the rock but IMO it doesn't come anywhere near matching the majesty that is Bad Boys 2.
With all that said, It's pretty clear that Bay is being forced to make more TF to fund his more personal projects like Pain and Gain and 13 hours. He's trapped in the monster of his

I mean seriously, FUCK this guy. Don't let this hack anywhere near my favorite 'Fast and furious' franchise.

It's the only role he's qualified to play. Really looks like one too.

Yeah fuck him and his efforts to bring ambition and artistry into genre movies. How dare he ruin our semi-annual corporate entertainment.