The big picture here is that there’s no correct usage for the phrase at all, because if you can control it, THEN IT’S NOT FUCKING DESTINY.

A Restaurant ?...Dude. What you need is a recording studio.

Try being a Penn State student or alum.

Hey, Clayton...What the fuck did you just fucking say about Billy Haisley you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the…

I'd suggest we burn him, but it seems like he's already constantly on fire.

Here's the thing that all the Paterno corpse fellaters fail to appreciate: Paterno could have ended this whole thing with one phone call. No, not to the cops or the school administration; to the media. You want justice in this country while maintaining your reputation? You call a fucking journalist and tell them…

When FSU got down early, my brother, who was rooting for FSU, said Jameis Winston had the Ducks right where he wanted them.

Pretty sure I've heard that joke a lot longer ago than Marcus was in college.

I don't understand all this talk about throwing people under the bus. If you've ever seen RG3 play, you know he'd bounce them about 10 feet in front of the bus.

And by the way, did you see what else happened in Florida this week in a similar case? Another QB was accused of sexual assault, the school suspended him immediately but also got him a bulldog lawyer who published a letter stating they intended to go after the accuser as the aggressor in the case (listing her…

Lying about rape? He really is a great fit for Penn State.

For it to be a 2, it would have to be both upside down and inverted. Y'know, like Darren Rovell's head relative to his ass.

I'll let someone else make a snarky comment here, I'm just going to say that's a damn shame.

At UNC, this would count for three credits in ENG 301 - Creative Writing.

If he's like most SC fans, he sprained his ankles jumping off a bandwagon.

Shaw will continue to be allowed to attend his classes. However, his teachers have become concerned that maybe his dog didn't really eat all of his homework this semester.

2012 never happened? THANK GOD!!!

This can't possibly be real.

She'll live. Some people have no appreciation for humor. It gets better every time I read it. After learning about the "fresh shart," we find out that he "made a splash" in 2013.