I'm the kinda guy who screamed "THANK YOU JESUS!" when it turned out the Freddie faked her death on Hannibal and gasped when Peridot apologized to Amethyst so fuck anyone who tells me not to care about fictitious characters.

There was an LP I was reading where the audience kept getting into slapfights about whether it was silly to care about killing characters in a video game or whether doing so made you a horrible monster, and the best retort was something along the lines of "Can we just agree that you're not an idiot for caring about…