Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.

That would be a first, and extremely surprising considering North Carolina’s history.

This will be a tough challenge, citizen. On one robotic hand, people watched her streams because of the sex appeal she has, the main selling point of watching her streams, much like people enjoyed watching me get blown to pieces by small arms fire.

Simón says: “Noooooooooooooooooo!”

At least she isn’t allowed to vote.

Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams. It’s impossible because the beams were coated in nano-bubbles.

Shut the fuck up, Palin.