Just dont call Captain Cold Mr. Freeze. He absolutely hates it.

Hell, in the New 52 during Forever Evil they actually protect Central City and refuse to join up with the other villains because it’s THEIR city.

Oh, how soon we forget...

Yep. Freeze’s gun shoots ice.

Actually, in modern continuity, Snart did steal his cold gun,

“The master of absolute-zero.”

Big thing is it’s pointed out Cold’s weapon is far more effective than Mr. Freeze’s.

“Guns? Man made your ammo. God made mine.”

You misspelled “coolest.” :-)

I’m crying a little bit inside because, despite the fact that all your pitches are jokes, I can totally see Miller actually proposing them, with a straight face and in all seriousnes...

Ok, we definitely shouldn’t have him breaking in to the White House and demanding to see the President’s birth certificate. That is not going to go over well, Frank.

Which is crazy because he did a VERY human-struggles Batman in Year One after he did DKR! I mean, you may disagree, of course, but that’s how it seems to me.

They are indeed very different things. But they have one thing in common: they are both horribly overrated.

Morrison had the”perfect” Batman thing going and that was fine. It’s an elseworlds different take on Batman that was meant to be taken on its own. The use of the medium was needed to revitalize and kick comics in a different direction but the negative side is Zack Snyder. As in that has become a defining portrayal of…

DKR is an important comic because of how well it encapsulated the zeigeist of its era. As a piece of fiction, it is pretty good because of how well it creates and represent the dominant ideology of the time.

Slightly off-topic, but I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks Watchmen (and Alan Moore in general) is overrated; I like to refer to it as ECS (Eric Clapton Syndrome).

Uh, Frank, I’m pretty sure that those beams inside the World Trade Centre weren’t cut with heat-vision or thermite. Can we, you know, just leave that whole thing alone? I think it will be a bit insensitive to start your new Dark Knight book with Superman causing 9/11.

I’m just not clear on why Batman suddenly has a Gatling gun and is mowing down environmental activists, it seems like a weird thing for him to do when he was chasing the Joker like two panels ago.

Can you imagine trying to co-write something with Frank Miller?