According to the show, “Supernatural”, that means you have a homicidal ghost. Time to call a Hunter. See, my TV viewing habits just saved your life!

That does it! My slow cooker can now collect dust in a garbage dump rather than my counter! What if I continue to never use it and it just spontaneously combusts?!

I got a flue shot, so at the very least I’m protected from too much gas buildup.

Holy shit, guys, Billy Bush has daughters. Daughters!

Bail Organa, while a member of the Galactic Senate, was also royalty on Alderaan. Princess Leia Organa was, as his adopted daughter, a member of the house of Organa. This is some basic shit, dude.

It was just Padme’s luck that she got the Dr. Nick Riviera of medical droids.

Now I want the medical droids to be redubbed by Zoidberg!

Also, it wasn’t written by God

That’s such a nice thing to say! I’m glad it worked out - Dad to the rescue! Dads are the best. Hope the rest of your week is without drama and stress!

I’ll venmo you $25 for eggs and milk, homie.

The ONTD article says she’s getting a $25 mil payday for a standalone Black Widow movie in 2020.

I had the most interesting discussion with a pro-Trump guy about this today. He’s very much anti-DACA as “immigration reform”

The leopards are coming for all your faces, assholes.

And also, it’s going to put off the Norwegians.

Yeah, we can have people reckless treating people. What if his patients are on Medicaid?

Don’t know about you folks, but I feel safer with this menace off the streets.

I like to imagine that “this” is pooping, and “that” is peeing. Cause he’d be proud of his bodily functions like that.

“Nancy Pelosi called Paul Ryan’s limp proposal to temporarily fund CHIP akin to serving you a“bowl of doggy doo and put a cherry on top and then call it a chocolate sundae.”

If Donald Trump paves the way for a Kamala Harris presidency, will this current hell be later considered to have been worth the price? Discuss.