I don’t know, my dad did that to me once too. We were playing Trivial Pursuit, but still, lesson learned.

Gossage, after all, hurt his team by missing months with a torn thumb ligament after exchanging punches with Yankees teammate Cliff Johnson in the shower.

My 6 year old loves them too. Tracks their record, knows they’re not good,cheers the 7 decent plays they’ve made this season, doesn’t get too upset the 56 times they’ve embarrassed themselves. Just genuine fandom. That’ll be gone soon.

Now comes the fun part, when we all get to take bets on which member of the Boston media will write a scathing take on what this incident says about the team’s clubhouse culture.

When I first moved in with my now wife she insisted I stop folding frozen pizzas in half and eating them taco-style. My thought is why dirty a plate or pizza cutter/knife?

I genuinely thought this was gonna happen with the Republican debate Trump skipped. Halfway through the lights would suddenly go out - “Is that Trump’s music?!”

My life would be complete if I got to see John Cena elbow drop Donald Trump through a table.

If John Cena decides to run, the only appropriate way to announce would be to crash the first general election debate after the main two or three candidates have taken the stage.

So can we watch it guilt-free now, or is it still creepy?

He is more like the guy who goes to Dublin for 4 days and then spends the rest of his life saying “tirty tree” and orders a “pint” at the bar when he wants a Guinness.

People who don’t like Ray Hudson need to be purged.

- NFL “Color Rush” uniform coordinator

No worries for Atlanta... they are used to getting burned by someone on the way out.

Well the 49ers could use a good receiver, and we all know that Chip Kelly prefers Whites.

He was aborted.

That’s terrible. If they want to talk about the Chicago Police Department totally shitting themselves over this investigation, they should’ve gone with a Chipotle sign.

Don’t forget about Oscar’s Razor!

OSCARS, RANKED;

I’ve always thought Hamel looks like/has the name to be the first draft of a character who is later cut from a Bret Easton Ellis novel for being too trivial; it’s nice to see he also has Easton-Ellis-first-draft-style-problems.

Nobody ever in the history of taste buds enjoyed their first taste of beer or whiskey, but both are delicious. Your taste buds evolve/refine as you age. When I was a kid, I hated olives and dark chocolate. Now, I love green olives, and dark chocolate is the fucking greatest. Black olives can still go get fucked.