Gotta stay positive...

There is no reason Chelsea fans should relegate themselves to the belief the club needs a new manager. I’m sure they’ll be in championship form by the end of the season. Don’t even shed a second tear Blues fans.

“I definitely think he took a step forward’’

Looks like Manu trying to get the and 1.

I have a lot of respect for Marv because he has allowed me to stay unaware of his existence until now.

At least now when I yell out “Kobe!” when shooting anything into a garbage can it will be realistic.

Why doesn’t he just drink recovery water instead?

WV fan #1: Man, that’s just like kissing your sister.

How can this man expect to be taken seriously as a football coach if he acts like a human being?

“Weird Al” Yankovic has expanded his abilities to parody.

I think the issue was that it looked an awful like the one that was called against NE in the 84th minute, giving DC the game-deciding penalty.

Does your dick ever have Final Destination experiences like lodging itself into STD-ridden strippers or placing itself in your zipper?

I use the “I’ll time you trick” on my daughters all the time. Children are such adorable, glorious little morons.

As a porn enthusiast, it does very little for me.