I’ve never had a “doesn’t love Rod Stewart” phase!

Pro wrestling.

That’s a distressingly plausible point (I haven’t tried any of the services you listed, but I totally believe you).

Yeah, there are certainly a lot of obvious flaws with the plan!

I was reading today about some Google folks who’ve launched a startup called “Bodega” that is... well, it’s just a vending machine with an appropriative name. But it uses AI to figure out exactly what it should be stocking.

“Rutabega, still a garbage person, doesn’t help much when he’s willing to go home at six when Princess Carolyn’s trying to get another all-night session going.”

It’s a good thing Netflix has good content, because I can’t think of a single thing about their service that doesn’t suck.

This is great news for anyone that worried that Episode IX wouldn’t be able to reproduce the major plot beats and most famous imagery from Return of the Jedi!

The birthday sign that says “Happy Birthday Mr. Peanut Butter Peanutbutter is One Word Don’t Write ‘One Word.’”

Great first episode; solid review by Mr. Chappell. Let’s nitpick!

Based on the Kotaku response to the article, I can definitely imagine what the Reddit comments must have been like.

I’m right there with you on terrible aiming skills! Shooters have never been my bag. Fortunately, I’m very good at platformers! So I use Ninja Squid and my own reflexes to get up-close-and-behind opponents and pop out of the ink at short enough range that aiming doesn’t even come into it!

Okay, here goes, with SPOILER WARNING IN EFFECT FOR ANYONE WHO HASN’T GOTTEN ALL FIVE MAIN ENDINGS IN NIER:AUTOMATA:

Ah! I remember that battle and how tough it was... and am super grateful that I never encountered this giant combo animation!

And, of course, the Winter Lanterns! shudder

Standard word processor keyboard shortcuts seem to also work:

If the general overlapping of our gaming tastes holds, you’re going to have a blast with NieR: Automata, my friend!

The lack of spoiler tags in Kinja is making it difficult for me to ask you about a... thing... that you did... at a point where you could... do a couple of things... and which thing you did would have implications for the road to the Platinum trophy...

What’s the one-hit kill boss encounter? I must’ve successfully not gotten hit, because it’s really not ringing a bell!

I came very close to beating that werewolf the first time through. I can only imagine it would have been pretty baffling to proceed forward expecting a weapon to appear at some point!