Oh, fuck off.

Thank you! It helps that gamers on the internet are so eager to supply me with a constant stream of inspiration.

The really sad part is that even technological advance can't save him, since we know from history that merchants named Beedle are easily enticed by absurdly impractical bicycle-powered flying shops.

Oh, you're in for so many wonderful surprises if you're able to stick to avoiding Bloodborne guides! Keep us posted!

I certainly hope so!

In 4e, I found the hardest part about building low-level encounters was that monsters would fit the XP budget but be absurd damage sponges that took forever to kill and made the game grind to a halt. So hard to hit that balance where you're having fun in the lower levels but also giving enough experience to get out of…

Well, this was beautiful!

Even Beedle is excited to buy all the rocks you want to unload on him, and the poor man is carrying his entire shop on his back!

Snake Pass sounds neat! Maybe I'll check it out at the end of the semester. That said, I'm nearing that point where I realize there's no way the 4 months of summer will be enough time for me to do all the things I've been putting off until summer…

Hey, go easy on the poor snowflake! It's not easy having to read things you don't agree with, while otherwise enjoying a life of unearned privilege based on your skin color and gender.

On top of that: I am nowhere near finding all 900 yet, but so far I don't think I've seen a repeat Korok design! I'm fully expecting the end credits to list an entire team for "Korok Models."

I love Zelda fairy designs so much, and the Kakariko Great Fairy might be my favourite yet!

Having an open-world to explore, instead of a map full of icons to check off like a list of chores, is a game changer.

I'll try to remember this for when I get home later, because I could certainly type up a list of games!

Hearing the game described as Dragon Age: Inquisition in space makes me happy for milady, who loves DA:I and is getting into Mass Effect for the first time.

Not gonna lie, I always wish, when I write something in any venue, that people will respond by telling me specifically which jokes they like, even though I know that's not how most people engage in the internet. So I was very happy to see this reply!

Watching milady play this week, I found the planetary environments to be gorgeous.

I remember around the big delay announcement seeing commenters on Kotaku and the like making cracks like "oh, I guess Nintendo realized that an open world game needs stuff to do and not just a big map!"

If there's a critique to be made of the library, I guess it might be "there's not much beyond the 20-30 fantastic games." I bet our two libraries have almost 100% overlap!

I'm too proud to look behind that spoiler bar, but I've heard rumours of horses being resurrected, and I've noticed a spot on the map called the Lake of the Horse God…