Seriously. I’m assuming that I’ll be setting aside at least one day each weekend for protests, and considering if I want to travel down to DC from Boston for marches several weekends in a row.

waiting for jim kelly to pop out and yell “BULLSHIT MR. HAN MAN!”

Air Seinfelds

“Heck. I’ll squeeze into a pair.”

My grandmother raves about how comfortable they are for power walking the second floor of the mall.

The White Walkers

I dont think of myself as old, but I am a dad and I have no issues with these shoes. Your analysis is spot on.