"it's a bird!, it's a plane!, NO? It's a Dance Dance Revolution mat for the ipod!!!!!!!"

Hey #Apple, change the #iPad switch back to screen lock!

@uncleben: actually its Tchaikovsky - 1812 Overture but just the part before buildings explode, but the end in "knives, bullets, and cannons too" is the same.

@vpcmotorsport: need the V for vendetta song to play as ringtone before it detonates.... (thats my ringtone)

@raysfamous: but one somewhere created idea for crisis...

killer bees....

the server is down!!!!

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.4: punk

my phone already has an easily accessible off switch that blocks cell signals

Your missing the picture of the most reliable "game" system... Its kinda like windows 3.1, it cant do shit so it will never break.

@MercerCh00x: best flashlight I have

@Avastmateys: thats what i was thinking... isn't a bike tire around 80PSi? Larger volumes or air require less pressure because more surface area is exposed on a car tire than a bike tire

ogres are like pentium chips?

"it has most wifi's".....

So.... its usb? I thought it would have an ethernet passthrough...

can they detect the naquadah in the kid's blood that detonates the closer they get to the plane?

@Cheetah Eldrick Woods: mine sweeper? the blue rat was planting the flag? and the fat brown one messed it all up....

I thought at first before reading post that the kitten fell asleep on toaster and the kitten caught on fire..... Imagine a fluffy fireball running around your kitchen...

@My name is Nelson, I like to dance!: stupid advertising box is in the way....

somebody needs to write a bot that believes the exact opposite of this one and then we could use twitter for bot wars!!!