I don’t ever think of this as a moby song, I think of it as the Gone In 60 Seconds song.

I threw Yellow Dog Linux on there and booted it up about twice, mostly to see the six Penguins show up and make me feel like I had a hexacore supercomputer. Then I blew it away when I needed the space.

Late model Taurus?

My Prius can be menacing... Just ask the deer I took out the other day...

Just a heads up. That’s 1.5 Terabits (Tbps). Huge difference. That’s .1875 TB/s.

devmgmt.msc for device manager. Can’t say how many times I’ve used this in my life.

Gun control is simple, hold the gun steady with two hands in a defensive stance against an attacker wishing to harm others.

Here. Cleanse yourself.

If only they had obeyed the sticker on the first vehicle to try the shortcut.

Oh geez... people will find anything to complain about. This is NOT a defect, it is a feature. The white rings allow you to exactly place the HomePod back in it’s original position so you don’t have to go through the setup process again in case you move it. It’s like none of you have owned Apple products.

It’s concern trolling to get views/clicks. You’re right, there’s no harm done. And there’s literally no way, given the technology of the day, to pull off the mission without leaving a spent stage behind. Material science wasn’t good enough. Engines reliable enough to be trusted for the job weren’t light or efficient…

I’m sure some of these unfortunate people suffered radial fractures as a result of Goodyear’s aggressive cover up and spinning of the story. I think they should always remember not to tread on their customer. They’ll just have to tighten their belts and lay down some settlement money before public sentiment goes flat…

That’s the fucking lineup at Tim Hortons. Jeesh!

That’s photoshopped. Everyone knows Canada is a frozen wasteland full of polar bears and moose. Below is picture of a brave band of Americans fending off some overzealous Canadians on a recent trip to Canada in the middle of July:

Soooo... is this fish so good that possible death makes it worthwhile to eat? Also, what the hell was the process for figuring out how to prepare it?

I too can consume an entire donut in less than 200 milliseconds.

Wonderful fucking timing Lockheed!! I just purchased a SR-71 last month! You know what, fuck the 72. I’m just going to wait for the 73.

It does know. I replaced a battery in my iPhone 6 and speeds immediately went back to normal (confirmed by CPU DasherX).

Not really. Head and neck cancers are exclusively squamous cell cancers of the mucous membranes which are caused by alcohol, tobacco, and HPV. I suppose you could call lymphoepithelial nasopharyngeal cancers head and neck cancers, but those are also HPV related or idiopathic and handled differently in general. I am…

I am an oncologist. It is not a thing. And neither is danger from cell phone radiation. This is one (very small) step above anti-vaxxers.