Would prefer they kill off the damn foot operated parking/emergency brakes instead, my ankle can’t always articulate that way.

“Indeed”

“Indeed”

Saw this

Everyone is missing the joke and I’m not sure if it makes me want to laugh or cry.

Yeah, I had one like that under my Nissan Frontier. The one time I needed it I discovered that 10 plus years of whatever shit blew up in there had solidified into a cement that prevented me from getting the tire loose. Wouldn’t budge. It didn’t help that there was some Rube Goldbergian mess with the tire iron through…

I’ve actually never got tired of any car I owned.

how do all these idiots hold jobs that pay enough for a tesla?

I don’t ever think of this as a moby song, I think of it as the Gone In 60 Seconds song.

I threw Yellow Dog Linux on there and booted it up about twice, mostly to see the six Penguins show up and make me feel like I had a hexacore supercomputer. Then I blew it away when I needed the space.

Late model Taurus?

Here. Cleanse yourself.

If only they had obeyed the sticker on the first vehicle to try the shortcut.

I’m sure some of these unfortunate people suffered radial fractures as a result of Goodyear’s aggressive cover up and spinning of the story. I think they should always remember not to tread on their customer. They’ll just have to tighten their belts and lay down some settlement money before public sentiment goes flat…

I too can consume an entire donut in less than 200 milliseconds.

Wonderful fucking timing Lockheed!! I just purchased a SR-71 last month! You know what, fuck the 72. I’m just going to wait for the 73.

Defensive driving is key. There are VERY few accidents where you have absolutely no chance of avoiding the collision. It usually takes two to tango.

I mean, you’re still gonna die. Happy Tuesday!

I believe they prefer “LEAFs”