I guess punching a producer doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?

They’ve been sentenced to a lifetime of finding little bit of broken glass in their car.

“Tessy”

Fixed that for you. Angry is redundant. They did buy a Journey, after all.

Nice. Alternatively:

You’ve failed, Near-Sighted Mustang

Although with a million miles of wear, it might be closer to a 4.7 by now..

Congratulations, You just cratered a probe into mars.

It’s funny that I am more excited about a video of 3 fools procrastinating than a video of fast cars that you see in the New Top Gear teaser.

Both are from Florida, they’re both guilty.

That would be the next logical step, after this:

I know I’m not answering the question exactly, but I can’t resist:

I tried to star the image of the COTD. That’s how good it is.

Holy shit this is ridiculous. Thing would probably cause me to crash the first time it “pushed back” at me when cornering.

It also prevents the ability to film in landscape mode apparently.

Easiest way to do this is to use http://www.wolframalpha.com. Just type in the relationship in plain English and it will determine the cousin relationship.

I'm Helping!

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.