"Say man, you got any Squirtles? It'd be a lot cooler if ya did."

True. But I wonder if William Daniels reprise his role as KITT?

I'm sure he'll be wanting to be getting Up and Close and Personal with her

Maybe keep it zipped up next time if you can't take a compliment.

Throw in some 20-sided dice, a sword from one of those places in the mall, and a couple of VHS copies of The Beastmaster and The Ice Pirates, and I'd say you were dead on.

The Perks of Being The Zodiac

I am Son of Sam

Boyhood: John Wayne Gacy

There's gonna be a Transformers crossover?

Space hipsters were completely out of fucking control a decade later.

Up to you as long as you got the money, honey.

Why wait? I've been one since childhood.

With great power comes a great amount of not giving a fuck.

You mean "woke af," fam.

Under the sea…. Darling, it's better… down where it's wetter… take it from me.

But not Phantoms.

What? Internet rumors that the AV Club reported on as recently as yesterday are bullshit? Oh my!

Compared to how many people Barry Allen tells he's The Flash? Yeah…

I know what you mean.

[Ione Skye angrily stomps off]