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Yeah, but if I'm Paul Scheer I don't change one single thing on the off chance it breaks the spell, and June wakes up and leaves me for SuperKarateMonkeyDeathCar. I'm not sayin' it'll definitely happen, but why take that chance.

Axl's Elton-esqu piano in the middle of GnR's "Estranged"

Sax solos in
Bowie's "Modern Love"
Hall & Oates "Maneater'
Glenn Frey's "You Belong to the City"
Wham's "Careless Whisper."

Gwen Fucking Ihnat. I knew you were cool.

Yup, that's what came to me first. Followed by Tim Capello's version of "I Still Believe" from the Lost Boys soundtrack.

Oh that's weird. I waited and binged it all on the day the finale aired so I didn't read the episode reviews.

Yeah, you got it exactly. Lenny was real at the beginning, and then she was just something Farouk hijacks out of David's brain to manipulate him with.

Newswire centipede?

Finally! The Fantastic Four vs the X-Men miniseries adaptation I've been waiting 30 years for!

Stop raping my childhood.

It really does. It was a simple premise that's pretty timeless, and the humor wasn't really based in current events or trends so that holds up as well. The only thing that really dates it is the lack of cell phones for episodes like the one where they got separated on their anniversary and are trying to find each

He's Sue Storm. They're going in a different direction this time.

So was I. And I keep the reruns on FXX playing in the background in the morning when I'm doing other stuff.

Noooooooo. C'mon, Jimmy. You deserve better than this. Bad enough they already got Viola.

Getting cancelled is so original.

They're only on the kids (menu)

I thought it was alright. Definitely had a few moments I really liked, but it's not something I'd go out of my way to see again. Still better than most of the Marvel movies these days.

When the world never seems to be livin up to your dreams
And suddenly you're finding out the facts of life are all about you.