But where else am I supposed to find hidden stashes of porn?

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A Battle Royale!

If they don't give us that I foresee it being a time to kill.

It would immediately crash.

I have a premonition it'll get worse with the arrival of kinja.

Hopefully there's Jello.

About 28 days worth.

Sandra Bullock joins Team Netflix. Julia Roberts joins Team Amazon. It's a battle of America's Sweethearts! A Titan against a Titan!!!

Space dementia.

Maybe you should pay more attention to news on The Net.

The seventh seal has been broken!!!

—The AV Club

Viewmaster reel.

That's too bad. Kate Winslet finally got naked in it.

Does he pity the fool who listens to his songs now?

Well…. You take the good. You take the bad. You take them both, and there you have…

OH MAH GAWD!!! THEY'RE PLAYING JULIA ROBERTS' MUSIC!!!

It's hard to match the brilliance of "Giddy up oom poppa oom poppa mow mow"

Hiiiiyooo