I think Marvel probably still has the rights to Death what with them having Thanos and all.

Whoa. Dark. Did he catch you? That explains so much.

I enjoyed it, but I also just remembered upon seeing this article that I'd completely forgotten about it and never finished the last few episodes. Ricci's really good in it though.

Thanks again for that recommendation. It really was great book that fleshed out a story that I already loved even more.

Watchers is far and away the greatest thing Koontz ever created. Lightning and the Odd Thomas series (I'm not finished yet so maybe not when all is said and done) are close seconds.

Amorica was worth it just for "Descending" alone.

I tried out that CBS app in order to watch The Good Fight, and the only other thing in their entire catalog that held interest for me that wasn't available elsewhere or being rerun 22 times a day on cable was Caroline in the City. I too got into that subplot.

Is Will Harris really gone? I thought I read that somewhere the other day. If so, that's some bullshit. I'd take him over any other person here.

Wouldn't it be easier just to go to his profile and comment history than to scour the comment sections for wherever he surfaces next?

Even if that wasn't a great movie it'd still be worth the time and money spent making it that allowed for the opportunity for George Clooney to punch him in the face.

Nice.

What is the sound of Nightcrawler teleporting into a closed door that was open a split second earlier when he vanished?

Are you putting on sunglasses while "Won't Get Fooled Again" plays right now?

It is not. But is on Starz (I know… WTF is Starz, lol) should you be signing up to watch American Gods in the near future.

Preparation H makes your ass feel better.

Cromwell's sportin a damn fine Letterman-retirement beard in that header photo.

Yay! Hasenpfeffer for everyone!

It's the rare Trump Newswire that's actually entertaining.

—The Internet!!!

Not anymore. He's with Megalyn Echikunwoke now.