This made me sad. For a second I thought this was going to be about that Matt Frewer show Doctor, Doctor that I and like 3 other people in the world dearly loved and will apparently never get to see a DVD release for.

"Something about Uber has always rubbed me the wrong way."

I knew that was what was being typed as I was frantically editing.

Technically, not every Newswire is Trump related. Yet.

Couldn't just use a condom like the rest of us?

I thought he was a Sesame Street character.

As someone who thought they should've just let Quinn die last season, I've been surprised by how much I've enjoyed what they've done with him this year.

Sunny Pawar, who did a fantastic job I thought.

I was just writing elsewhere the other day about how much I loved the Gotcha! soundtrack!

I saw The Great Wall on Imax 3D and loved it. It was fun like watching Clash of the Titans as a kid but much, much prettier to look at. Jing Tian, Damon, Andy Lau, and Pedro Pascal all had great chemistry.

I briefly lost and then actually won money on a Best Picture bet last night.

SHE'S A WITCH! BURN HER!

Country music is tragic. What're you gonna do?

Yes.

Thank God. She deserved so much better than this show.

Not as stretched out and weird looking as her husband who appears to be the love child of Bruce Jenner and Billy Ray Cyrus. And what the fuck is going on with his hair?

This was so much more fun than I even anticipated it being. Thanks, everyone!

We'll won't know until the Special Prosecutor investigates and the congressional hearings begin.

He was just reprising his Bulworth role.

This is why they should just stay woke.