Investors are confused!

My phone does not support the game, according to the Google Play store, yet I grabbed the .apk from a trusted source and it runs fine. Thus, fuck whoever is trying to take down the .apk file.

“Gotta Catch ‘Em All” doesn’t include plant life, bro.

Uh, bro:

this has got to be a highlight of SGDQ 2016

Dis gon b gud!

That being said, thanks to the Internet, I think I have seen every possible permutation of Overwatch characters fucking each other, with every possible combination of dick and vagina (including both).

I agree, then afterwards she and I could cuddle.

You’re fired.

“Technically it can run games other than Game Boy Color titles, but with this profile it just wouldn’t feel right.”

At first glance I read that image as “Project Caucasians”. I was so upset for a split second, lol.

Watch Overwatch’s shtick be like, shoes instead.

I just pinged them demanding an in-game shot of Plunder Fist, and will not rest until these fists are all plundered.

Congrats to everyone who wants the gamertag StraightChillin.

Is that all real cards? Because we might need something like this if it is:

So basically the devs decided that their fans could eat shit and die.

If there isn’t a tank named Sheila, we boycott and/or riot.

Cool, kid. *

Sure, she’s broken, but don’t fuck with a witch.

So we can assume there’s going to be more than a handful of Youtube videos reacting to this news. The system works!

What can I say, the me of two-and-a-half years ago was a cynical little toad.