Han Solo isn’t in the movie. That’s Indiana Jones. His new catchphrase is, “Who is Han? I’m trying to do space archaeology, pal!”

In the film’s emotional climax, Kylo Ren is killed in a duel against his former best friend, Zylo Stimpy.

Oh boy, looks like it’s gonna be a Cloudy day today.

Please tell me you didn’t name Aerith “Iwata”.

Other alternate

On another slightly spoilery topic:

I hope!

This is the best non-sequitur I’ve seen in days.

Still have to stand up to change games.

The only tip I have for people playing Arkham Knight is to play it while doing this:

Tip #0:

Looking at it that way, the right thumbstick looks kind of like a Dalek plunger arm.

Hello, my name is Kirby Aran. I would like to apply for Mr. Fils-Aime’s position. I have some really amazing skills.

YEEEAAHHHH BOIIIIII
(as opposed to Trini)

And don’t forget, the 3DS has another useful function, especially compared to the 2DS:

I know it won’t happen, but I’m looking forward to that long stretch in the 3/4 mark of the 4th film where they’re just sidequesting. Or the part where they go into monad block and are therefore completely overprepared to fight Nyx’s Avatar. Or the scene where they all vaguely remember being trapped in a school…

Hell Yeah. This is gonna be fun. I’ve already got my game face on:

On topic.. this is kind of the reason why I'm not exactly going to be lining up to buy Witcher 3 (besides, of course, the bad taste Witcher 2 left in my mouth). I really do not dig the idea of a game that ostensibly gives you Bethesda-like control over the world, yet defines your character for you. So I get to play…