LOL. So all those "Buy A [Super car] For the Price of a [Commuter Car]" that they gleefully put on the front page aren't clickbait?

"I never would've hooked up with Monica if I knew she drove a Neon. And by 'never' I mean 'probably still.'"

Absolutely infuriating. How on EARTH can changing plugs cost upwards of $2,000? In the 1970s it was something I'd do with my dad as a 9-year-old. Changing and gapping all four (it was the UK) took probably 20-30 minutes and that was with my dad explaining everything to me; a shop would have done it in half the time.

I'm half Korean half Caucasian. I dealt with people like this growing up. My parents divorced so I moved a lot. When I was living mainland U.S. (Washington state), I was called a "gook" and a "chink". When I moved to Hawaii to live with my mom, I was called "haole (white) shit" by ironically enough, Koreans. …

Any automotive engineer who signs off on a design that requires the engine to be pulled in order to change the sparkplugs ought to be horsewhipped.

In most households, each adult commutes, runs errands and shuttles the kids separately, according to the U.S. National Household Travel Survey. A self-driving car would make more trips to finish the same tasks, the U-M researchers said. It might drop off one parent at work, return home to pick up the other, and then…

"cratering faster than Edward James Olmos's face. "

$50 says he'd punch Andrew P Collins

NASCAR CAD files

That's how you deal with bullies... Although he was unlucky to have actually succeeded in knocking him out. Even in victory, he was defeated.

I have a slightly relevant story about the time a guy in High School broke a kids jaw and induced a seizure after his head hit the ground... because he cut him in line for lunch. The local news went crazy for that headline. An upstanding kid with good grades and won games pitching on the high school baseball team sent…

I must respectfully disagree with one set of assertions here: there ARE soul mates, time DOES NOT heal all wounds, and often finding other fish in the sea is a difficult proposition.

But...but...but...

Pretty sure you wouldn't want to be one of the ones that gets poked

I bet you are an absolute BLAST at parties.

You see there's a difference between hurting someone's feelings and lodging a bullet in their chest. Also, why should you really care if he's an asshole? There have been other TV hosts who have really offended me but I have the uncanny ability to not care. It's something that people really need to think about these…

Believe it or not, but a lot of people have enough self confidence that they're able to laugh at jokes made about themselves.

Oh I'm sorry that you were so greatly offended. Clarkson has insulted Greece (My motherland) and I could really care less. Even if he went on an entire rant about my country, made a special about how bad it is, and ripped it apart with his simple jokes I wouldn't care. You know why? Because it's a TV show! It…

perhaps you should man the fuck up and grow a thicker skin princess. nobody has the right to not be offended occasionally by someone else's speech. grow up pumpkin

You need to simplify and add lightness bricks.