Instructions not clear, got my dick stuck in a toaster

Isn't the western version of this how do you use a fork? Pretty sure if the fork or chopsticks are doing a good job of getting food into your mouth without spilling it everywhere you're using them just fine.

plot twist

May God have mercy on your soul.

AMC Scrambler Baja. Close the thread please :)

Okay, the Vinyl Woody H1 now needs to happen.

Pretty much every Dermatologist will disagree with you here. Scrubbing the skin is actually really bad for it. I have extremely smooth and nice skin for a man and I never scrub. I also don't stink, short of a hard workout of a camping trip.

That was amazing. The "Why I Read Jalopnik Every Day" pie chart is now over 60% Doug DeMuro.

To be honest, I respect your opinion and we were worried there would be some negativity about this. You aren't wrong. It should be noted the PT was very much on its last legs mechanically. It was quite literally one of the cheapest ones on Craigslist, and for good reason.

Yes. We spent $300 for the inop Saturn SC2. Thing had been sitting forever. No idea where it came from; the towing guys just arrived with it after we told them what we wanted to do.

Do you think you would tell them to "Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going!"

Speaking of the guy who sold me the PT Cruiser, I don't exactly think he was … how can I put this … legit. I say this for two reasons: number one, there were about six reassignments on the back of the title, none of whom actually registered the car. And number two: we did the entire deal in an apartment complex…

Doug DeMuro

Easily one of the best looking cars made in the past 15 years.

BLASPHEMER!!!

10.) BMW M Coupe

So one thing that Minecraft has over Lego is that it teaches kids digital logic and engineering in a way that Lego just can't do. Lego can teach a kid how to build a wall. Minecraft can teach a kid how to build a CPU. That's what the redstone book is about. It's almost tricking kids into learning math and engineering…

Yup! Mazdaspeed Miata, 124 Abarth, [Dodge name] SRT-4

FINALLY, a Fiat that doesn't have 500 in in its name!