I wouldn’t try to hard. To 90 percent of the planet this is common sense. This is the blog that celebrates the abuse of ones spouse if they are male :

ive been typing since the age of 7 this entire sentence was written with my eyes closed and with one finger.

^Seems easy enough to me.. Though I can’t really shift any keys - er at all I should say.

Edit; Is being able to do this some sort of feat? Am I special....? (Please)