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I literally have trans friends who became deeply, deeply worried about their own well-being after Trump’s rise to power. Please, realize that not everyone is privileged enough to simply put the current socio-political climate aside and “get on with life”.

You sedan and SUV lovers need to come to your senses and start using simple logic. Once you do, you’ll come to realize that wagons are the superior mode of transportation.

Look at this middle-aged white guy. Standing there smiling, shoving our face in his middle-aged whiteness, just a month after a middle-aged white guy killed 59 people in Las Vegas.

Pitch: It’s like Pokémon Go. With butt plugs.

Teledildonics is my new wave synth-pop band name.

Photoshop privileges should be revoked tbh.

Sometimes, a removable steering wheel isn’t such a good idea.

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

People who don’t understand that the later you eat lunch, the shorter your work day feels.

Look at it this way. You can still go out and buy a horse if you’re really into horses. I guarantee the first “horseless carriage” seemed crazy or dumb to most people back in the day.

Yesterday was my first day back and I sold three cars to flood victims. It felt good to help these people in need, and I made it my purpose to take very good care of them on price. We pulled every incentive that we could to ease their burden. I left work after being here for 12 1/2 hours with a huge smile on my face,

That gif is straight Arrested Development.

When did Jason Bateman join CNN?

There’s a term for owning more on something that it’s worth... I just wish I could remember it.

Because FORD EFF ONE FIFTY

As said elsewhere in the comments, if you need modern safety features in order to drive, you should not be driving. I’m always made a little uneasy whenever I see some of these features being marketed - I get the sense that the manufacturer is basically saying “hey, don’t worry about driving when tired, the car can

I had someone tell me at a party, with a straight face, as serious as a heart attack, how great the Cadillac they had just rented was because it “kept the car in the lane while I checked emails and wrote texts”

Always relevant.

Here are some bad housecleaning tips for men: