I believe the usual invitation is “wanna go?”

These fucking shit fucking fuckers

Anything from Pep Boys, really. But specifically, the stick-on chrome trim. People usually just stick it around their door edges, but I’ve seen it around the hood and wheelwells too.

Any FWD with a huge aluminum spoiler?  

Light bars and lift kits in suburbia. None of that is needed to find your way over to PF Changs.

Look at the way the car behaves after hitting the barrier. It sways, moves over and SNAPS to follow the new course of the road. That’s impressive. The autopilot system kept working after impact and appears to have kept the car rolling in the correct lane of traffic with the hazards on. Technology is awesome. Just, in…

I see... a beautiful aquatic anus.

That night I made a mental note to myself to always keep a beach towel under the back seat. I still keep one there.

I was just thinking that! Between this and what the dots on windshields are for, this has been a splendid past couple weeks for acquiring new transportation knowledge. More articles like this please!

The only time I’ve witnessed left foot braking is on the freeway from people who leave their left foot on the brake while driving along, resulting in the brake lights constantly shining so you can’t tell when they’re slowing down. Fuck those people.

What’s the problem? I don’t see it.

It’s a matter of using different focal lengths - a shorter focal length exaggerates the features that are closer, and a longer focal length “flattens” the image. See this page for a visual comparison:

I’m in love!

I was an expecting a movie about a happy little elf.

“A Series of Unfortunate Events”

Did you just call the 500L a “future classic”?

I like the my GTI for that reason (and the plaid seats are awesome). Its a comfortable but fun daily driver. The interior looks and feels higher quality than other comparable cars. And everyone doesn’t try to race you from a stoplight because your car looks fast. 

You say bland, I say refined and classic. VW’s are relatively timeless - 10-15 year old Mk4's still look just as great as they did when they came out. The same can’t be said about some of these new “dynamically-styled” design languages...

But that’s not a Buick!

Clarkson tackled this one, speed never killed anyone, suddenly coming to a stop is what does it.