That’s the most New York sentence I’ve ever read.

You know the easiest way to tell someone is an engineer? They will tell you

I’m an electrical engineer and I still hate touching the battery.

Getting crushed by an Uber Escalade. I live in NYC and watched my favorite skateboard roll under the wheels of one- it snapped like stale matzoh.

Over-inflating a tire and having it burst in your face...

Electricals, but for a different reason. I don’t want to hack up my wiring harness when I have no idea what I’m doing. Totally foreign world of fixes there.

Yeah, but her gravy train just came in. This is a money based gravy train which she will turn into a gravy based gravy train.

Is that lady really 26? looks more like 46 to me.

Honestly, I was just trying to find something to like about the tablet consoles. I can’t stand them. It’s impossible to interact with them without taking your eyes off the road. I like buttons and switches because I know where they are and I don’t have to look at them to make sure I’m hitting them. A tablet? No…

That’s exactly what it will be. People playing on it, or the obnoxious light glaring in your face, either way it will be a distraction.

good to read the fine print on your insurance claim after causing an accident from spending too much time looking at the damn screen.

I don’t like this trend. Give me switches that I can turn and real buttons that I can push. With those you can just reach out in the general direction of where you want and do what you need to do without taking your eyes off the road (plus, they work with cold hands and when wearing gloves or mittens). And in front of…

Hopefully it can have an ambient light sensor and a setting where you can have it automatically switch to a night mode. All that bright negative space would be horrible for my eyes and nighttime vision while driving.

Yup. The only thing left to wear out now is the screen. And when that goes... you lose everything, instead of just the one thing that button or switch controlled. And the screen will cost 100x more to replace when it breaks.

Somewhere in the Motor Trend offices, a writer has become massively aroused and has no idea why.

The dude must be at $kay’s house building her a Ford GT that Ford will not sell her.

Maybe he went across town to engineer the mid-engine Corvette.

Not all Jeeps cats land on their wheels feet.

I just want to second Hannah on not declawing your cats. It’s cruel. After awhile, cat paws shrink from declawing and it’s pretty sad to see. Their paws just look wrong. They’ll also still try to instinctively scratch things to sharpen the invisible claws, which is a pretty dismal sight.

God damn infotainment systems ruining cars!!!