P.S. Isn’t this desecrating the flag?

I’ve shared this story on Jalopnik before but it is relevant. The abridged version -- took wife’s Cayenne S in for warranty service. Service rep was a total dick. When I made appointment, was promised a loaner. Rep grumbled when I mentioned that I had no intention of sitting around for a few hours. Takes me to the…

Not so much Liberace. More like he saw some pictures of Versailles and thought “that isn’t quite gaudy enough”, after looking at some pictures of gold relics from King Tut’s tomb, then decided to merge those two aesthetics.

Simple is best in these cases. Whisky, Bourbon, or Scotch, neat. Sip until that heavy feeling melts off your shoulders.

I read this via Twitter while I was waiting in line to vote. There is serious fucking disturbance in the force when unemployed white men collect their checks while parroting their long standing support for a president that despises them.

Another fun fact about those SVX windshields - those EZ Pass transponders from back in the day wouldn’t work through the windshield. The more recent versions of EZ Pass might be different, but the owner’s forum had helpful hints on how to secure the transponders behind/under the front bumpers. I had a blue ‘94 with…

Not just forced — recreational abortion free for all and all Federal funding previously dedicated to abstinence only education funneled directly to PP!! (actually, that last bit isn’t such a bad idea...)

Like most GOPers, Mr. Harris is probably too stupid to comprehend what he’s actually asking for here.

Well, in Mike Pence’s favorite book, there was that one story where a kid threw a rock and magically defeated an army. The same book where the sky daddy becomes his own father only to be hideously murdered but then come back to life and be the only zombie in folklore that didn't want to eat brains. 

It is a shame that the Mazda5 never really caught on in the States. We have one and it is perfect for our family. With two kids in car seats, double sliding doors are a wonderful thing. Most of the time I leave the third row seats folded down because we’ve almost always got the kids’ bikes or some other bulky thing…

Yes -- because in his warped mind, only the Hebrews can rebuild the Temple which will open the floodgates for Armageddon. 

Science? You mean librul larnin from books that ain’t the bible?! The bible words that was given from god direct to jesus who then personally handed it to Liberty U? /s

Then that individual would be labeled a lone wolf and nothing more made of it. 

So did I and will affirm your theorem.

What has chilled my blood with horror is that your story not only seems possible, but probable. 

I’d throw some of my dollars behind that!

At this point, I think it is safe to assume that any person endorsed by 45 is filth.

It also implies that your typical Trumpian has a level of reading comprehension high enough to understand what the billboard says. In my experience, that is a significant overestimation. 

I could watch this all day and not stop laughing.

Not to mention that the etymology of “Iran” basically equates to “land of the Aryans”, so, all those white supremacists can put that in their pipes and smoke.