I haven’t looked at the rules in a long time, but these were claim races (still are?) and the judges could demand you give them your car and pay you $500. I think it was at Nola they actually invoked this once on an extremely cheaty team who then surreptitiously buggered off before the Judges could seize it. IIRC…

I’d eat ice cream out of dat ass.

Shhhhhhhhhhh! Let them think their thoughts so that 996 prices don’t go through the roof as well! Have you seen what 996TTs are selling for right now? Stupidly inexpensive compared to 997 and 993 (holy WTF!!??). I’d happily DD a 996.2 in any trim. I am not a fan of the fried eggs, but if I’m behind the wheel I won’t…

I remember watching the coverage of Mike Tyson’s trial. He was found guilty. Prior to the verdict, there was a lot of negative attention showered on his accuser - she was a promiscuous gold digger, she willingly went to his hotel room late at night to have sex, etc. After the verdict, people were literally in the…

And something as light as a Geo, he could tow it with his 5er!

Kinja won’t let me go back and add the extra ‘u’, but I agree using that spelling makes it at least 1x better.

I’m not a surgeon either. I think their needs to be a large scale draining of the humors. Too much yellow bile increases anger and is reducing their ability to show compassion.

Really, this invites a mega-merged thread of all the classic memes in Jalopnik history. You’ve hit PSI.
- Why did you fucking turn?!?
- Naw dude, pretty sure that’s a Lambo/watch out for pelicans
- that douchebro who crashed the mercedes
- VTEC just kicked in yo!
- and others

According to many of the right wingers that I know, those kids are poor by their own devices and just need to pull up them bootstraps. Giving them a memorial just reinforces the culture of laziness!

Considering the state of public education in TN, posting flyers won’t do much if people cannot read.

Anytime I hear someone rail about “Libtards wanting to take all our guns” I pointedly remind them of this incident where Pres. Trump openly expressed desire to subvert The Bill of Rights, including that oh so precious Second Amendment.

I’m not disagreeing, but I think that the target demographic for this doesn’t care about originality or being “tasteful”.

I work with one of those people. They legit loved that car (blue over grey cloth). This past winter, someone crashed into them at a stoplight and the car was totaled. They were sad. They did have over 100k miles on it and said it never left them stranded, so there is that. The replacement — a new Prius.

Sir David is a treasure for all humanity! My youngest is completely fascinated with dinosaurs and other megafauna. When I read books about those topics to him, I use my best Attenborough voice.

I’d need more than 1.6mil. Everybody has a price, but that guy needs to pony up more if it was me...

Not exactly, since historical Jesus was not the blonde-haired, blue-eyed surfer dude we all had pictures of in our Sunday School classrooms. Just imagine the reaction in rural Arkansas if a patchouli-stanked Arab walked into church on Sunday morning talking about how it was of the utmost importance to help the poor…

Hillary “wants to kill more babies”

And then the arugula. THE ARUGULA!!!! Why, I get the vapours just thinking about the arugula.

I was unable to focus any attention on the article due to her shirt. Dafuq is that?

if she gives an answer regarding Brown, the immediate question is whether Roe/Casey were correctly decided