I like to respond with a very obviously sarcastic “How Christian of you.”

As I have repeatedly said, I want Mississippi to be the safest place in America for an unborn child.

So the Shaggy Defense has tacit approval from jesus?

As if we didn’t need any more proof of the hypocrisy, one of 45's “evangelical advisors” unabashedly defended the philandering, lying, coveting, treacherous behavior:

Let’s just take one of the fuckups from last week — when 45 openly espoused seizing the guns from someone prior to following due process. Had Pres. Obama, or HRC (if she’d won) even dared to think that thought on their own, in total privacy, Fox et al. would have roused the rabble to the point of storming the White…

Huzzah!! You are so correct! All these hippie snowflakes are trying to deny the Official Truth of ‘Murican Eksepshonalizm and they hate the Troops! They don’t think we should spread the word of Jeebus by the gun to all those sandy places. If we don’t bomb them, how will they ever learn about the Jeebus? And on the…

“What if President Obama had said/done these things?”

It really is mind boggling. I’m angry that more hay isn’t being made of all the putrid hypocrisies.

Those “low information” voters who believe the Chevy Citation is the pinnacle of automotive engineering probably think these outrageous tariffs are a good idea. Anyone else who at least knows how to spell ‘economics’ knows better.

I’ve never seen Shawn Colvin or Sarah McLaughlin in the same place at the same time. For all I know, they are the same person.

Yeah, that damn Shawn Colvin song started playing in my mind. It got me all verklempt. I need a moment. Talk amongst yourselves. I’ll give you a topic. The French Revolution was neither French nor a revolution. Discuss.

Top tip - I’ll keep that in mind when outfitting my Jalopnik Fantasy Garage.

Very nice. I had my eye on a blue R75 with BMW panniers for awhile. Maybe someday, if I win the Powerball...

Much to my surprise, that car looks really good in orange!

Flaming barricades from Texas to Georgia. Alex Jones would literally die from his skull exploding upon hearing those words from Pres. Obama. Andrew Breitbart’s corpse would reanimate. Steve Bannon would find the flexibility to actually fellate himself. Hannity would drench himself in the blood of 100 cats he…

Babies that aren’t born can never grow up to be dues-paying gun nuts.

Dear Mr. President,

One dash, Vasily. One dash only.

I’m not a lawyer, but it seems like the GA legislature singling out Delta could be infringing on First Amendment grounds. Via Citizen’s United our SCOTUS establish that money is speech and then GOPers run around saying corporation are people. Therefore, Delta is being singled out for retribution after exercising their…