Oui, je parle Français un peu. J’habite au Indianapolis.

We had a ‘91, two-tone blue, and it was the car I learned to drive (and possibly hoon a bit when there was enough snow). Ours didn’t make it to 100k miles before midwest winters and the tin worm did their worst. Plus the interior panels were falling off. Also, our only had rear ABS and RWD so it was horrible,…

Just what I wrote — foot slipped and I lost balance and I had to lay it down. More embarrassing than anything.

One of the many advantages to buying used or certified pre-owned is that usually the vehicle already has a ding or scratch or two. I do endeavour to take care of my vehicles but they all get driven. My 914 did get extra care and if possible, I wouldn’t leave it out in the elements too much, and when I did, I had a…

It wasn’t entirely clear and I don’t speak or read German, but I got the impression that this wasn’t just a normal Touristenfahrten. I was more specifically commenting about HPDE practice in North America. I’m always shocked when I see ‘Ring clips where people are standing next to crashed cars and traffic is still…

Gotta feel bad for the red BMW that pulled over, only to get utterly destroyed by that Audi TT.

That means their god is the greatest sex criminal of all time.

I am in the midwest and there are at least two shops within 20 miles of my home that have mechanics experienced with these. I say this, because I’ve seen them working on DSs and one SM, so I extrapolate that a CX is in their wheelhouse.

Agreed....the choices to be changed to reflect this. I propose “Hells yeah that is a nice price” and “shut the fuck up and take my fucking money already!”

Actually, state and federal regulators have some huge issues to tackle vis a vis autonomous vehicles. Currently, if you are in your Tesla and it is in full autonomous mode, and you are drunk, you’re considered OWI. Should that be illegal? At what point are you not considered to be driving if all you do is push a…

One nice thing about this world is we can all have our opinions and still be friends. Personally, I think these Dinos look great. Check this out:

The first wreck will occur exiting a dealership right after signing the papers. I’m guessing in Texas.

Wagyu is way too delicious to be wasted on someone who will order it cooked to hockey-puck texture and then smothered in ketchup.

The TL;DR version of this review: 2018 Honda Fit - perfectly cromulent.

Have a star for “demonic asscunt”. And I agree with you completely.

There are many options for denim riding pants. Most have padded impact areas and are reinforced with Kevlar. These aren’t off the shelf Levi’s from Target.

Our friendly Jalop writers took the trouble of creating this handy guide:

Irredeemable or unsalvageable are not strong enough words to describe the caricatures profiled in this article.

It really is and Kimmel is quite adept at playing on the ignorance of the general public. For example:

Momentum (p) = mass * velocity