Are you the writer for Nihilist Arby’s? If not, all you’re missing is “eat Arby’s” and you have it perfect.

Coffee out my nose. Thank you very much. Have a star!

Make mine a ‘61-’63 hard top!

Holy fuck that guy is disturbing. That he isn’t just a caricature is deeply upsetting. 

Awesome story!! Have a star! I was in high school when the second gen Probe was released. One of the music teachers bought a new GT and said it was a hoot to drive. Quick for the time and handled decently. I still think these are good looking cars, despite looking like a melange of a Saturn SC1, FD RX-7, and BMW…

THIS IS ALL OF THEM.

I hope this is meant as some sort of joke but I’m very afraid it isn’t.

She’s a beaut! Thank you for a bit of squee!

It doesn’t do anything for me, and it won’t make a bit of difference to the outcomes, but if other passengers are kept calm and/or refrain from going berserk because they’re moved to ask their favorite deity or deities to use magic and get their flight back on the ground, I’m not going to be too upset. It would be…

You’re right. And what is not at all hyperbolic is that Fox & Friends, with all their viewers, would be building IRBMs in their yards and launching them at the WH within 11 femtoseconds of the announcement that a decision to give her an office was made.

It is never good to be premature.

The police didn’t shoot the guy with the stop sign, so I think you might be wrong.

3'30" - he holds up one hand to block out the sun’s glare. How do his attachments fit inside that tiny car?

That’s no joke. His bassists are virtuosos.

This, seriously. I’ve been playing the game for more than 30 years (in the USA) and I’ve NEVER seen someone drive a cart onto the green. You. just. don’t. do. it.

Danger to headifold!

Lucky for you, Porsche made craploads of these. Finding one that doesn’t cost too much (initially) is still not much of a problem. Heck, you can still find semi-decent running 914s for not too much coin either. Just don’t be picky about colors, and remember that these were also available as automatics. I’ve spent a…

Brah, do you even metallurgy? ;-)

Pretty much this — 45 would have to parade in front of the cameras that he wants to make mandatory that all white babies must be aborted in the third trimester, but everyone else gets “free” perinatal care and huge handouts post-natal. Then his base might start rethinking their support.

President Mountain Dew Camacho approves!