If you think that’s bad

My senior year, I was lucky enough to be in the top 1 percent of my class, due to some of us getting that senioritis, and me making just enough of an effort to scoot by. So I got to be one of 4 speakers at my graduation.

My first thought was, all black everything including Katy's hair.

As d'Artagnan smiled, puffs of smoke rose out of his nostrils. Soon all this would be his.

"It's a horror! It's a nightmare! It's an abomination!"

nah you're right. I'm awesome, she's clearly the worst.

I'm 99%sure my friend is getting scammed by a "psychic" he has already spent about 3g on her trapping demons into stones. Somehow there is really a demon because the crystal turns black. But he never sees it and she just sends him pics. Also she tells him it's cracking and she needs more money to buy crystals to trap…

Here's the thing, which you already know because you had a wedding: guest lists suck. Receptions and food are insanely expensive and the guest list needs to be trimmed over and over to save money. When I don't get invited to weddings I just keep this in mind and shrug. She's not one of your nearest and dearest. She's…