I used to go to a motorcycle shop where most of the techs were dummies, but at least they were consistently MY dummies.

I prefer my underwear not be pre-worn, thank you very much. If that makes me a fool with my money so be it.

Lexus loyalty isn’t a crazy bitch because the cars are actually good. They’re not meant to make other people impressed; they’re meant to impress their owners.

We followed our salesperson through 3 different Lexus stores. And we’ve given him 11 of our 12 Lexus commissions.

Pretty sure you just described my grandparents and as well as this article describes why they’ve only had Lexuses (Lexii?) since 1994.

And guess what! He’s in a 2015 RX loaner car right now. I bet some people just call em up and say “No thanks, I don’t want my old car back, what will it cost to keep this one?”

That’s exactly right.

FIVE minutes? You don’t have to brag, dude.

http://truckyeah.jalopnik.com/how-to-build-a…

And the Ford Explorer.

Not sure what’s so funny about it?

I was watching the news this morning when the news-reader said, “He’s in a black sedan,” and showed the picture. I turned to my wife and said, “Why can’t they say it’s a black 1999-2000 Hyundai Elantra?”

This looks so much better than the GLK!

Looks better than a Q5 and worse than a Macan.

Yup, It appears to be a small mercedes crossover.

That orange bastard. If you were there you know why.

School bus or GTFO

If you were cut off twice in a half a block what would make more sense?

I’ve gotten used to just shaking my head and keep going, lest the aggressor comes back. At which point, I’m just going to find the nearest exit.