...can’t find any evidence to support this yet, and I know the news talked to the owner, but my hypothesis is still “100% staged.”

Why does the Golf R totally look like a Chevy Spark in this shot?

RIP, John DeLorean.

This is what i was going to post—already holds the best resale value in the country. They never sold very well, so there aren’t a bazillion out there. Cars that are quirky, different, do some things well (the current FJ is known for off road chops and a more comfortable on road ride than a Jeep, plus hopefully Toyota…

I hate using smartphones for navigation. It's so much more distracting, uses a lot of data and battery.

Totally disagree. To me, I don't need 150,000 lbs of payload and towing capacity. For what I would do with it, a V-6 is plenty. I would take a six over an eight. I grew up with full size pickups having a v-6 and they seemed wholly adequate for the job at hand back then. Couldn't tow a backhoe but how many people…

And I believe the mandate was "You can destroy it however you want, but please take good pictures."

From that angle and type of hit that looks likely to have occurred, is it possible that they were going clockwise on a track that was set up for counterclockwise? The barrier that they didn’t hit would indicate to me that that is the way the track is set up.

Hmm, it looks like he was going the wrong way around the track (clockwise) since the guardrail overlaps in such a way that you wouldn’t hit it head on if you’re to go counter clockwise.

I think recent legislation has confirmed that.

I believe they’re looking for Kip Raines. Might want to check with his brother, Memphis. I hear he’s working at a go-kart track.

Do you think they could find Ewan’s Beetle too?

I’m going to use this post as an opportunity to tell you that since you sent me your book I’ve been reading at a one-chapter-per-poop rate, and the constant laughter has worked WONDERS for my bowel movements.

When my dumbass mechanic broke off a water pump bolt in the block of my Fiat.

My girlfriend will make it sound even worse. I don't let her do the dishes because she refuses to wash them on full-hot, which has the dual benefits of both killing every living thing on the plate and allowing it to air-dry completely by the time I've finished washing the rest of the dishes.

Desktop technician here. I get the same thing all the time.

I work in IT and we get those all the time, crap like "ever since you gave me that new phone, my printer does not work". Things that, as you said, have absolutely nothing to do with each other.

The drawings already have fluid leaking in the plans.

You... you monster

The trick with the Alibaba car is they will only cost $5,000, but you have to purchase a minimum of 50,000 units.