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That Peter Jackson mess was…a mess.

- Luke Harper is gonna really look cool holding that Andre Battle Royal trophy this year, with his beard and crazy eyes and all that.
- I will be openly rooting for Mike Mizanin at WrestleMania. Hard. HASHTAG THANKS OBAMA.
- I'm assuming a three-way for WM with Becky, Mickie and Alexa is coming? I'm underwhelmed, I

* Roman Reigns is the real-life version of Poochie the Rockin' Dog. Whenever Roman's not on screen, everyone should be asking "Where's Roman?".
* I'm really REALLY tired of seeing Charlotte tap to the Banks Statement. I get that they're trying to recreate Steamboat-Flair '89 with Sasha and Charlotte but ENOUGH ALREADY.

No matter how smart you might be, how many insider sites you might read, how awesomely you are connected to backstage gossip and insider terms and real fuckin' names, don't be the guy at the show yelling "Husky Harris!" at Bray Wyatt. Just don't be that guy. It's a show. Go. Watch. Enjoy. Be entertained. Let others

Jenna's Instagram feed, and Angela Kinsey's, for that matter, is a constant reminder that those two are best friends, hang out a lot, *know* that The Office was and is a HUGE deal to a lot of people, and aren't shy about embracing the things that the fans are passionate about.

AN ENTIRE BUFFET OF DICKS.

Wrestling has had it's formulas over time, but the one I grew up with was "the heels get over on television, the faces get over at the house shows". That's how it worked in Memphis, in Crockett, with Hogan's cast of monsters. I don't think that Smackdown is following that theory specifically, but I think having all

When I look for reasonable, nuanced takes, I often turn to Twitter.

Lester Burnham would have absolutely voted for Trump.

Remember when we just watched television shows and let them play out? Yeah, me neither.