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There are a lot of upper-level web content managers making decisions about how they think the new internet should work. Pivots to short-form video, the dismantling of writing staff, the ending of coverage of certain shows, these decisions are going to shape content moving forward.

Three things.
One - I think we're gonna see the Demon at SummerSlam to face….whatever it is Bray Wyatt is now.
Two - If this Rollins/Ambrose thing plays out with Poochie somehow reuniting them in a Shield Campfire and Singalong Spectacular, I'm gonna hurl.
Three - By saying that they don't value the traffic and clicks

So to sum up the past seven days: South Park created this hellscape version of America. The Simpsons have promoted racism for three decades. The Muppets bork bork borked an entire nation into hating Jim Henson.

PWI is reporting there's gonna be another shake-up after SummerSlam.

Giving the Revival a tv win over ex-Bullet Clubbers feels like a nod to the Young Bucks recent call-outs of Dash and Dawson. Or maybe I just have way too much time on my hands.

Pretty sure these violent delights could be solved with more Bort license plates in the damn Westworld Gift Shop.

If this Angle angle is leading to him getting back in the ring, I hope Vince knows what he's doing. I cannot imagine Kurt has much left in the tank. I just want him to be able live a long and happy life.

So it used to be that if the champ pulled that bullcrap "walking away from the match to take a countout loss and retain" finish, you started going down the rabbit hole of stip matches including Lumberjack and then the ultimate answer, steel cage. I'm guessing that's not happening with Alexa in 2017.

COON AND FRIENDS ALERT. COON AND FRIENDS ALERT.

You can hold that opinion, for sure. I'm not going to argue it. However, ask yourself, what might get you, as a consumer, to plunk down your $9.99 per month to get access to the events shown on the Network? A match where the people who are willing to bend the rules cheat to win, and then continue cheating until the

if you think that the finish of the Women's MITB match is worse than the Usos choosing to walk away and take the count-out loss in their match at MITB in terms of what might have long-term ramifications, we need to take you back to Wrestling 101 for a refresher. That WMITB finish is a great way to "make" a heel, even

Oh, and Shinsuke Nakamura destroyed Dolph Ziggler's face with a loud-ass Kinshasa that made me sit bolt upright for the first time since Charlotte Flair and Sasha Banks Falls Count Anywhere Raw match. No big deal.

Joe's calmness while telling Heyman how he was going to choke him out was perfect. I assume that the writers are trying to tilt the cheering towards Lesnar for this feud and yet that was such a bad-ass thing to do, you wonder how the crowd is going to go at…..uh….[checks name of next EVENT]…Great Balls Of Fire? REALLY?

When this show was working with Perrotta's source material, it was grounded in reality, albeit altered to fit the story of the Sudden Departure. Kevin Garvey was a small town cop dealing with the aftermath of a terrible world-altering event by figuring out life moving forward with his kids, his ex-wife, his father,

I went back and watched the last 45 seconds or so of the women's match, because for whatever reason, it looked like Sasha and Foxy were kind of legit tossing punches, and then they fall out of the ring. Sasha just kind of disappeared after that. Seemed like an odd sequence. Other than that, it was nice to be reminded

I wish they had come up with a more ridiculous name for Nattie's group than the Welcoming Committee. Like maybe the College of Pain Management or something. Either way, Ellsworth out there as a Downtown Bruno-style manager is MONEY BAYBEE.

Alexa Bliss will FOREVER be a hero to me for her out and out dismissal of the WHAT-yelling simpletons during her promos. A+ heel work from her last night.

Best J-Roc impression in history. "What are you, the king of KNOW WHAT I'M SAYINGS?"

"THAT'S VINTAGE DALEK, GRAVES"

Phrasing.