@Ninelight: There is nothing that could possibly go wrong with this. Nothing.

@Ryan: Then it will be the worlds first billboard made of penicillin.

@AwesomeTroll: pegging isn't just for the bottoms of their feet.

@hackalope: like the Clerks Inaction figures?

@richiekelly95: That's a going to be a hell of a paper with 2 Mama Mia lines, a Beelzebub, silhouette-0, 2 scaramouches and a fandango. Hopefully the rest of the content is about particle physics.

@salisburysdatingcoach: if it's a third regular hand with an arm attached that will get you 3 more (hand, crook of the elbow andarmpit) if it's like a thalidomide flipper hand just 1.

@Travis Gohr: Sometimes when you need to create you need to create pizza dough. And when you need to create pizza dough you need a dough blade. And that why you need a Macbook Air. A portable computer with which you can go on the internet, watch youtube, type an email, edit a photo or cut dough.

On the one hand I don't care I'm stuck in texas and it would make my coworkers happy if they won so go Rangers.

@bazookafox is the hipster of whitenoise: I told my wife the same thing.

Free ice cream, on the day of the Apple event, crap I was close.

@Nasdaf: Ambiguously Gay Duo:The Movie!

@gauthier.yannick: OS X 10.8 Schrodinger's cat. Box is empty until you open it. Unless it's not.

Honda Accord+Corvette Ass+ Shopping Cart spoiler= Honda Brat

put a fleshlight on it and it'll live up to its name.

...wait, what was Grace Jones tugging on?

All the towel shitting and pissing really puts that Coke commercial in a new light.

@superfluousK: 314-965-0555

Wait a second, the never ending train wrecks that are Gary Busey and Jose Canseco are both going to be on celebrity apprentice? Gary "I busted my head open falling off a motorcycle and the grim reaper talked to me TWICE" Busey? I'm watching that.

@Allwheeldriveturbosportwagon: Is it like when the porn pizza guy shows up at the door?

@spcomputing: call them, you can get a better deal. If the 1800 number won't help call 314-965-055