@BulinWallFall: I'm kicking the shit out of one them right now!

I knew I should've gotten a dvd of that sonogram footage of my boy fielding a suicide bunt and flipping it back to home for the out.

The videos you inserted into your powerpoint need to be on the thumb drive with your presentation.

I knew my tiny bladder would save me one day.

@AzureTexan: No, that's still Seinfeld's cock.

@joelena: you're right 64 ounces is far too small to be an adequate sample of beer.

@CheapCynicism: Matt Lauer sits that way too, he's about as far from bad ass as you can get.

Those instructions are backwards, outer glass in ice water, pour hot water in the inner glass.